Dead or Alive Xtreme Patch

Words fail me as I see the resulting screenshots of a new Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball patch (which by the way, is very very much illegal, pisses off Tecmo and can only be applied on a modded Xbox).

Of course DOAX was supposed to titillate, but seeing these shots it suddenly loses it's naughtiness and just becomes a blunt showcase of 'female meat'.

Whoopee! Now I don't have to surf the net for naked ladies anymore! I can have them right here on my Xbox, which I only need to chip for an X amount of euros while screwing up the guarantee, then apply an illegal patch so I can watch virtual naked bodies in the comfort of my very own home, while swinging the camera across them through the use of my controller S by manipulating my sticks! wink wink, nudge nudge

Am I the only one who finds this a bit over the top? (This from a man who just bought Steel Battalion.) Anyway, you can find the not-intended-for-viewing-at-work pictures here.